Four Winds Acquisitions
For-Hire, Export,
Supply and Adventure.
Mandatory Statement of Intent to Hire
Only Slightly Mandatory
Now that you've been made aware of the Winds' hiring positions and policies, then subsequently passed your interview with flying colors*, the only thing left to do
is sign your mandatory small-print hiring contract!
Pay no mind to the parts regarding malfunctioning Gnomish communicators, Death Knight induced trauma, papercuts, fel poisoning or food poisoning. It's all for show!
Really. We promise.
Employees are granted the following supplies upon signing the
Intent to Release Responsibility of Bodily Harm form 3.u8_mkII:
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1 (One) Gnomish-Engineered Earpiece Communication Device
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( with location ping, push-to-talk function, audio recorder and wormhole generator )
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1 (One) Four Winds Trade Company insignia pin
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( design subject to change; employee responsible for maintaining prominent display location of pin as to be easily identified by fellow employees or allied groups )
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Access to the Four Winds Outpost, conveniently located on scenic wartorn Draenor
* Have a pulse (optional)